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SS99

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4141
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SS99 : I am me.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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SS99's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

#131042
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55446) - you deserved it (9317)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

#121656
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43599) - you deserved it (17783)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

#94960
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9159) - you deserved it (59810)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244512) - you deserved it (82520)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48446) - you deserved it (7862)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49465) - you deserved it (7108)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML

#11698
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20814) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35608) - you deserved it (7631)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16931) - you deserved it (28074)

On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44311) - you deserved it (16579)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31062) - you deserved it (9205)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46211) - you deserved it (9521)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -



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