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by CashChamp20 / 08/17/2011 at 2:19am / United States / Love
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 12:40am / Egypt / Animals
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
by ihateteenagers / 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm / United States / Love
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Marie / 07/27/2010 at 3:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Sally / 07/13/2010 at 5:22am / United States (California) / Health
Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML
by Classicmen / 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by sliceddice / 03/10/2010 at 11:08am / Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…