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  • Number of visits : 526
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Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

#20445287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10096) - you deserved it (34123)

On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56541) - you deserved it (2800)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56541) - you deserved it (2800)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4757)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)



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