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SRHbAYBBEE
  • Town/Country : Utah, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

#14987191
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I agree, your life sucks (23915) - you deserved it (4108)

On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
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I agree, your life sucks (12344) - you deserved it (17632)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
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I agree, your life sucks (12344) - you deserved it (17632)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

#14678100
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by RBHSWedgieGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

#14669350
56 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

#14632650
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (2581)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by desertpunk75 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

#14632650
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (2581)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by desertpunk75 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

#14632650
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I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (2581)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by desertpunk75 (man) - United States (California)



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