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  • Number of visits : 902
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SPC117 : It's been awhile since I've been on fml so I guess I'll start commenting again. Lol. Btw, you're fucking beautiful. Keep doing your shot just like you are. It's getting weird now. Uh... Bye.

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Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (48082)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10610) - you deserved it (66716)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57781) - you deserved it (3250)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML

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