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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10313
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SKYblue : Spontaneity. Embrace it.

Hockey makes most things worth it.
This is all that matters.

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Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 2:09pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:08pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:48pm<b>MayankGupta</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 7:19am<b>Theprofessional</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:16pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 3:35am

SKYblue's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SKYblue's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

by Anonymous / 09/22/2009 at 12:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 5:58am / New Zealand (Otago) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

by Laundrylady / 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

by bossgroper / 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work