Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SKYblue

Search for a member

SKYblue

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9944
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SKYblue : Spontaneity. Embrace it.

Hockey makes most things worth it.
This is all that matters.

Send me an interesting message. :) I respond to most of the ones in english.

SKYblue's page activity

Visits<b>mominlaw</b> - 5 hours ago<b>joeyl2008</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:30pm<b>Frowny</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:05pm<b>lexidefff</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>_kristaaxo</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:52am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 12:41am<b>xjames_c</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 3:21am<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 10:44pm<b>Miranda8322</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:25pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 12:16pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:07pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 1:48pm<b>liabluem</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:08am<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:29am<b>fadiuj</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:31am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 8:45pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:22am<b>MayankGupta</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 1:19am

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:08pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:48pm<b>MayankGupta</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 7:19am<b>Theprofessional</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:16pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 3:35am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:35am

SKYblue's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SKYblue's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42320) - you deserved it (16564)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (52788)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67430) - you deserved it (16985)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

#4632889
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9825) - you deserved it (69319)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

#3982111
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50044) - you deserved it (5323)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: