SHARIFFO

Search for a member

Offline (the 09/07/2015 at 3:48am)

SHARIFFO

8Fucked!

SHARIFFOSHARIFFO
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 February 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3569
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About SHARIFFO : Hey, What's Up?! My Name is Sharif K. I Live in Canada, I was Born in Ukraine though. I Speak 3 Languages; English, Russian, & Arabic (Due to my Arab father). I Love Hanging out & Stuff! I'm Always Around Electronics! I Love making New Friends & Chat! I love watching & Making Movies/Videos. F My Life is the BEST! I Own the Book & it's Truly the BEST gift ever! I Go almost everyday to the site itself & see that i'm not the only one with Bad Luck! Well, That's About It.

SHARIFFO's page activity

Visits<b>IAm123</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 11:35pm<b>zoza7oss</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 5:16pm<b>FuckThisLogin</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 7:17am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 7:35am<b>Benmantha</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 2:58am<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:48pm<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 2:49pm<b>SmaxJax</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 12:33am<b>arich6210</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:55pm<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 7:56am<b>danm_1</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 1:14am<b>h3llsbells</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 11:41pm<b>carmbees</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:09pm<b>IntoTheClouds</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 5:04pm<b>FredMath</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:03pm<b>Druu</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 2:19am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:50am<b>SamanthaaNicolee</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 10:22pm

Fucked!<b>IAm123</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 5:35am<b>IntoTheClouds</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 11:04pm<b>SamanthaaNicolee</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:19am<b>SashaTaras</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 8:58pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 9:56pm<b>1996sexy</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:07pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:42am<b>cutiegirl12326</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:04pm

SHARIFFO's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of SHARIFFO's badges

SHARIFFO's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

by sorry :/ / 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

by je_regrette_tout / 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

by stillfuckingcrying / 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm / Sweden (Kalmar Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

by Ughh! / 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

by Jocelyn / 11/25/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing with my four year old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 8:59am / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 7:45am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

by happyshit / 10/13/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML

by Username / 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm / Work

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

by LightsOut / 05/03/2011 at 1:58pm / United States / Work