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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7605
  • Number of comments : 503
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 53 posted

About SApprentice : I try to be a very nice person, because people should be nice to each other. However, I honestly feel disdain and contempt for a lot of people. It makes me a bit of an a** sometimes. I apologize if I'm ever an a** to you.

I'm getting married in a few months. My life has sucked for years, but maybe it'll get better soon. My fiance and I are planning on children soon after our wedding, and I'm really hoping I don't mess them up. Whatever my faults, I want to be a good mom.

Text speak, poor grammar, and bad spelling all bother me. I refuse to type like that.

I believe that all humans, including myself, are terrible monsters, and life is about trying to be a little less of a horrible person.

That's about everything. I hope your day goes well.

Edit: I am happily married to my wonderful husband, and have become a very content mother. Life has never been so pleasant for me.

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today... I Sent A Text Message To Mah Boyfriend... Saying "Come Over In An Hour... I Love You." An Hour Later... The Doorbell Rang. It Was Mah Ex... Looking Happy An Still As Taken With Me As Before... With A Bunch Of Roses. I'd Got The Wrong Number. My Ex An Mah Boyfriend Have The Same Name. FML


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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I puttd mah hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shavd. FML


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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking fir a magazine in mah mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex . Apparently, mah mother likes anal, oral, and mah dad's cock is bent . Nauseous . FML


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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today I ate at a friend's ouse. Her 5-year-old son wo was at te table wit us lookd at me and said quietly "You're ugly." My friend told im off causing im to cry and sout "But se isn't pretty!" FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I remember the first night I spent with first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, dirty. mega FML


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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend . We were watching his cell phonehen an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday" . mega FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

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