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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to… Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now… Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends…
- Today I went as a chaperone on one of my son's middle school field trips to the beach with the rest… Today, I was showing an old lady all the different types of trees that we could sell her and even… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by…