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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 254
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rycbar313 : Here to sympathize and empathize with others. There's nothing really overly important about me. I'm American. I live in Alabama, and sadly most redneck stereotypes are true with my family. I, however, am an open lesbian, who graduated high school, and attends online college, while helping my mother take care of my ailing grandmother and her four year old daughter. I have two cats, four dogs, and basically no life outside of my house. I'm single, and I'm in anger management counseling. I'm also a nerd. Massively. As in Comic Books, Doctor Who, and anything else ever. If you can obsess over it, I probably have at some point in my life.

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Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (3975)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40737) - you deserved it (3330)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by badcook (woman) - United States

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52463) - you deserved it (2905)

On 07/05/2009 at 11:58am - love - by curiousorange (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (10729) - you deserved it (38005)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

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