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RyanPrescott

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 February 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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RyanPrescott's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

by James C / 04/18/2012 at 4:48am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

by Zoe123 / 03/19/2009 at 2:05am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

by fuckit / 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous