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by James C / 04/18/2012 at 4:48am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
by Zoe123 / 03/19/2009 at 2:05am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by fuckit / 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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