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  • Number of visits : 23101
  • Number of comments : 423
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , wile I was getting it on wit ma grlfriend I accidentally calld out "Mom" instead of er name !! FML

#5579275
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9586) - you deserved it (39072)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

I Went To A Scool Committee Meeting. I Sat Opposite Ma Boyfriend. To Get Is Attention I Began Stroking Is Crotc Area Wit Ma Leg. Te Principal Stood Up 5 Minute Later Pulling Me Under Te Table. My Tigt Were Caugt In Is Zipper. FML

#5548744
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7971) - you deserved it (32807)

On 09/29/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by clumssyXO (woman) - Hungary (Veszprem)

Today looool my little sister askd wat masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said "Why don't you ask yur brother? He is a pro." FML

#5528599
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27762) - you deserved it (5942)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for mah grlfriend, and I was doing that one move where u thrust your pelvis forward, and swing u hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

#5460176
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6563) - you deserved it (21936)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I told mah mother that I'm pregnant . She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex . I am 25 and have been happily married fir 3 yeres . FML

#5269126
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38187) - you deserved it (2098)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7623)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (6518)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

today my boyfriend and I were having a shower together fir the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move , he slippd , and when he fell he kickd my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

#4994494
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (3616)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (38615)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (367189)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you deserved it (8415)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , mah 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56572) - you deserved it (42373)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58429) - you deserved it (11697)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73966) - you deserved it (5898)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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