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  • Number of visits : 23104
  • Number of comments : 423
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah mother machine-washd a suit I rentd for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, an that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, an mah mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." mega FML

#7514878
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (2717)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnd the hard way y they say "four on the floor" at school. I leand too far back while rocking in the chair an fell off. I grabbd the desk to save myself an it cummd down too. FML

#7475785
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6366) - you deserved it (30920)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by jalapeno_popper (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was the only girl in mah lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me , I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13827) - you deserved it (28048)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday while in the waiting room at the chropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy an flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly an hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip an a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

#7469171
90 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27500) - you deserved it (5784)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today I Bougt A Fake "wedding Ring" At Target To Play A Prank On My Parents. Tey Kickd Me Out, Saying My "fiancé" Can Take Care Of Me Now. Tere Is No Fiancé, An I Just Lost My Job. FML

#7420544
84 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by Crissylove10 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... grandma told me to fuck off when I trid to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30062) - you deserved it (5949)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I recievd a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, 4 the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

Today , mah father yelled at me 4 changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently , 1 is 4 sober driving and 2 is 4 high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (3247)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

today I was giving mah boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, ( Oh mah god, this is good shit. ) I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
176 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12368) - you deserved it (29274)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah sister won a bet. She bet mah best friend a burrito that I wouldn't loose mah virginity within a year. I am twenty an have to drive mah friend to Del Taco so he can buy mah sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

#7336575
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16970) - you deserved it (3728)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Jaayoung23 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MY FRIENDS TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TRY AND BREAK A WATERMELON ON MY EAD WILE I WAS ASLEEP ON TE COUC. FML

#7334131
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (3353)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I Met My Boyfriend's Notoriously Difficult Moter. I Ad Been Looking Forward To Meeting Er And Making A Good Impression. Unfortunately... I Could Not Greet Er As Er Son's Penis Was Still In My Mout. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28461) - you deserved it (14419)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom



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