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RpiesSPIES
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About RpiesSPIES : I play games and go to community college.
I also like to look at the bright side of FML's... Then proceed to select all + delete.
Honesty - Everyone asks for it, but are mad when they receive it.
Tact = Lying
Why must people use wordplay to appease others? Wouldn't it be better to just be straightforward? There's ways to tell someone the truth without using Tact.
Vocaloids = Awesome + Kawaii

Currently playing (not that anyone cares):
League of Legends
Dark Souls II
CoD: BOII (360)
Phantasy Star Online 2 (PC)
One Piece: Romance Dawn
Rune Factory 4
Atelier Escha and Logy
Phantasy Star Online ep. 3
Conception 2 (3DS)

Favorite Anime list (top to bottom):
One Piece (only series in here, but I love it and can't judge it with the others fairly)
Mirai Nikki
Golden Time
Kyoukai no Kanata
Angel Beats!
Chobits
Sword Art Online
Persona 4: The Animation
Elfen Lied
Anohana: TFWSTD
Another
Eden of the East
Fate Zero
Attack on Titan
Rest were mostly good/decent, but can't remember them all atm ^^

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RpiesSPIES's favorite FMLs

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25775) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
182 comments

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43686) - you deserved it (6108)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (15280)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8491) - you deserved it (34804)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)



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