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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1312
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About RpiesSPIES : I play games, work at a cinema and go to community college.
I also like to look at the bright side of FML's... Then proceed to select all + delete.
Honesty - Everyone asks for it, but are mad when they receive it.
Tact = Lying
Why must people use wordplay to appease others? Wouldn't it be better to just be straightforward? There's ways to tell someone the truth without using tact.

Currently playing (not that anyone cares):
Destiny (XBO, PS4, PS3)
League of Legends
Monster Hunter 4
Elite: Dangerous
Phantasy Star Online ep I and II

Favorite Anime list (
One Piece (only series in here, but I love it and can't judge it with the others fairly)
Mirai Nikki
Golden Time
Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day
No Game No Life
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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RpiesSPIES's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (2294)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22345) - you deserved it (4125)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16827) - you deserved it (29873)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34671) - you deserved it (5142)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54671) - you deserved it (8477)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41814) - you deserved it (16390)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10472) - you deserved it (40407)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

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