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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2137
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Rozza17 : Hey! I am a vegetarian, blonde and an Aussie.
I dislike the "mainstream" music.
I like most music genres. I will listen to anything from Bring Me The Horizon to Enigma to Eminem to Flume to Parkway Drive to Bon Iver to Evanescence to Hans Zimmer to Blackmill to Deep Forest to anything from the 80s, I think you get the point.+so much more music.
I absolutely adore Koda's music (check him out if you like chill music).
I play PS3 (hoping to get a PS4 soon!)
Love GTA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Vice City, San Andreas and V)
Mafia II is a great game!
Occasionally I play PS2 and Sega.
I would rather spend my day reading, doing puzzles and board games than hanging out with friends. Yeah I'm a bit of an antisocial butt.
James Patterson is a brilliant author.
TV shows- Bones, Breaking Bad, Dexter, I Dream Of Jeannie etc.
Love animals. I have two poodles and two birds.

Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quickly too!

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Rozza17's favorite FMLs

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50793) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39785) - you deserved it (4336)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39924) - you deserved it (3509)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 5:01am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML


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On 09/29/2013 at 12:16am - work - by browngirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by swana99 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML


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On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML


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On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm - misc - by Selina - United States (Kentucky)

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