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Rozza17

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2339
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Rozza17 : Hey! Hope you are having an amazing day creeping through FML profiles...

A quick about me: I waste my life watching YouTube 👍

Feel free to message me, I will reply pretty quickly too!
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Visits<b>weirdncrazy</b> - 9 hours ago<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 11:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 7:40pm<b>Frau_Blucher</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 5:13am<b>LH_FIRE_22</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 11:47pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:29am<b>SilioMarwolaeth</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:43pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 7:06am<b>nykkymcallister</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 5:28am<b>sweetie808</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:57am<b>slappygecko</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 4:36am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 12:29am<b>Niko208</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:17pm<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:11pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 9:44pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 7:46pm

Fucked!<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 5:09am<b>LH_FIRE_22</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 5:46am<b>Frau_Blucher</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:29pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:46am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 4:46pm<b>deathrise007</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 3:28pm<b>Bubbafina</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 1:39am<b>mylonius</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 12:53am<b>ssnow</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:56pm<b>wes870</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 4:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:14am<b>TheBelt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:57am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 7:56pm<b>yolo_swagxD</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:25am<b>thenick_m</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 7:35pm<b>T_Young96</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 5:16pm

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Rozza17's favorite FMLs

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

by secret meat / 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

by FMyBrain / 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Health

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2014 at 10:04am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

by gnafron / 12/31/2013 at 6:30am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

by Isitreallythatbad, / 12/22/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 5:01am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

by browngirl / 09/29/2013 at 12:16am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

by swana99 / 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML

by Aly / 08/15/2013 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

by Jenn / 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Love