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  • Number of visits : 9423
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Rozay333 : Um...hi:) i don't really know what to put here so... I'm just a normal girl, i like sports, music, FOOD, and video games. I LOVE reading FML's, it's great to know there's people with shittier lives out there XD lol. Oh and i'm bi :P

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Rozay333's favorite FMLs

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (5006)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37942) - you deserved it (2603)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33288) - you deserved it (2094)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47372) - you deserved it (2199)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (3183)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43067) - you deserved it (3806)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (2762)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37928) - you deserved it (2697)

On 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm - love - by RipeFlame - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37401) - you deserved it (4741)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41882) - you deserved it (3113)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss sent me a Word document that he wanted me to make into a PowerPoint presentation for him. It was a set of proposals for the board of directors about cost-saving options. The third option was to eliminate my position in the company. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31228) - you deserved it (2028)

On 12/28/2014 at 8:56am - work - by HALIFAAA (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, my mom finally got a Netflix account after months of me begging. When I asked her what the login was, she refused to give it to me. She said, "Netflix will know it's not me and then they'll cancel our account." FML

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (3259)

On 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm - love - by GOAWAY - United States (Missouri)

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