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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17985
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18546) - you deserved it (72649)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

#1259995
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27931) - you deserved it (70471)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70167) - you deserved it (12079)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

#745352
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51468) - you deserved it (66785)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

#713062
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111849) - you deserved it (5892)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Julie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18121) - you deserved it (85270)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

#670430
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44578) - you deserved it (19866)

On 03/28/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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