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RowanNightShade

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RowanNightShade

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About RowanNightShade : Bacon. That is all.

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Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

#21234785
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35505) - you deserved it (2982)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
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I agree, your life sucks (49441) - you deserved it (4598)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)



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