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RowanNightShade
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About RowanNightShade : Bacon. That is all.

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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