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  • Number of comments : 299
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Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (45276)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (79972)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." mega FML

#5144800
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (50166)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen an saw a note roomate postd. As I got close to read it I was attackd by a very pissd off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." mega FML

#4977727
84 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, after spending $15,000 to treat mah dog's cancer over the past two months, he died of kidney failure. mega FML

#4784383
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53826) - you deserved it (18215)

On 08/24/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by w-dog (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 looool straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." real FML

#4699130
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15458) - you deserved it (46978)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47696) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72300) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

#3921342
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42979) - you deserved it (27848)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85016) - you deserved it (5852)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, mah grlfriend cummd home and announcd that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declard that I wouldn't be getting a brthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. mega FML

#3904957
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43220) - you deserved it (4835)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by flyakite29 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , aftar work , I parkad in tha parking lot I go to avary day looool to lat haavy traffic go by. As I was about to laava , two cops suddanly yankad ma out of tha car and arrastad ma 4 ( stocking , ) as thay spallad it on tha raport. Soma paranoid girl thought I was parking thara avary day to watch har. FML



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