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Roskie

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Roskie : Feel free to read my username with a New England accent. In fact, I encourage it.

Roskie's page activity

Visits<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 12:52am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:30pm<b>bolee997</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 7:33pm<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 9:04pm<b>iMuffinKat</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:13am<b>ladyLALAA</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 4:42am<b>mf727hihi</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:31pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:07am<b>Meriwether</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 3:15am<b>DuncanHills</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 1:53am<b>Stephanie001_</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 7:45am<b>BigL99</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 3:49am<b>Myo</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:26am<b>veryunluckygirl</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:13pm<b>_MATRYOSHKA_</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:17am<b>Wallflowerchild</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:48pm<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:37pm<b>SirEnigM0nk</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:40am

Fucked!<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 6:52am<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 2:04am<b>mds9986</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:36pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 10:40am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:00pm<b>Skyzeri</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:45pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:36am<b>WeLikeIke</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:15pm<b>Jashie</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:34pm<b>nerdy_girl117</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:05pm

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Roskie's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

by vmml97 / 08/01/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

by ShadowBox / 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

by lolo / 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 11:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

by PokeWife / 02/06/2013 at 8:38am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

by Kitten_Love / 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm / Animals

Today, I dragged my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me. He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing. Apparently, this is his revenge. FML

by lesson.learned / 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Love

Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML

by Anonymous / 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm / United States (Maryland) / Money