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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (20 years)
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2day I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I looool couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML

#20541893
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40034) - you deserved it (4442)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:36am - intimacy - by OptimusVader (woman) - United States

Today I held hands with the boy I like!! Without thinking I commentd that his right hand is softer as if he only usd lotion on that one hand!! And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence!! FML

#20541635
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42016) - you deserved it (15733)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today... I sent a dozen roses an a hand-written... heart-felt note to mah ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent... she replied... "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow... that stands fir friendship." FML

#20534297
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32616) - you deserved it (11838)

On 03/07/2013 at 1:07am - love - by Roses are Red - United States (Mississippi)

Today I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? ( She's my best friend we do this all the time. ) I have been dating him 4 over a year. FML

#20532334
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43962) - you deserved it (3668)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma boyfriend told me tat e may ave an STD. Wen I askd wo e was wit before me, and were it migt ave come from, e listd off almost every single one of ma friends. FML

#20532270
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35483) - you deserved it (4926)

On 03/05/2013 at 1:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I decidd to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I startd kissing and trying to undress him , he pushd me off , saying ( What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start. )

#20532214
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43722) - you deserved it (6196)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)

Today, I sent my grlfriend a text saying, "Your the best grlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minute later, she respondd with, "*you're". big fat FML

#20530358
185 comments

Today I was awkwardly taking a dump at work an a coworkar in looool anotar stall startad talking sit to ma about our boss. I gruntad and agraad oping a'd sut up and laava ma alona. Tat'san a tird guy sarcastically cimad in wit insults from a tird stall. It was our boss. FML

#20529455
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (10126)

On 03/03/2013 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22341) - you deserved it (45617)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX, MAH GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME, "ARE U SURE YOUR A GUY?" I STILL HAVE NO IDEAHAT THAT WAS FOR. FML

#20529151
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46073) - you deserved it (5902)

On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

#20527203
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63750) - you deserved it (5587)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

today I went out to buy a bottle of wine an some condoms. As the cashier scannd the condoms, she snickerd an mutterd, ( Yeah right. ) She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left mah items an walkd out with tears in mah eyes. FML

#20526083
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36942) - you deserved it (10682)

On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my elderly neighbor had askd me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrivd at her house at 7:30 as agred, and she appered to have forgotten who I was. She startd lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interestd in what I was selling. FML

#20525434
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29739) - you deserved it (2215)

On 02/28/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by she sure has an arm. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing an showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

#20524308
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (5280)

On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . a guy I went on one date with askd me out again via text . Being honest.. . I textd back.. . politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interestd . He cummd over to mah house.. . screaming about how awful I was 4 "text message breaking up with him" an then crackd mah windshield . FML

#20522936
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (4219)

On 02/26/2013 at 11:43am - love - by fuckedover - United States



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