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Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2016 at 12:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sarcasticjane / 12/04/2015 at 1:17pm / United States (North Dakota) / Work
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
by UglyGirl / 11/08/2015 at 4:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by apaterra / 11/07/2015 at 9:14am / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by Ajax_Teh_Great / 10/20/2015 at 3:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML
by Mindersss / 10/01/2015 at 6:46am / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
by spinster / 09/15/2015 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 11:41am / Australia / Work
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 11:26am / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids
Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by period pains / 08/22/2015 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 4:33am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML
by imonfmlnow / 08/13/2015 at 12:24pm / United States / Intimacy
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