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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1714
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About Rosebudx : Bookworm extraordinaire and librarian-in-training.

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Visits<b>Rababco</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:27pm<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:28pm<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 8:57am<b>mwali02</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 8:32am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 3:12pm<b>poostickles</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:53pm<b>mrchachie</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:50am<b>PHP</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:07pm<b>Aruiz2002</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:58pm<b>ShiroyashaGin</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:51am<b>nightwings</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:15am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:27am<b>DakotaEdwards</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:18pm<b>thatsme293</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:20pm<b>itsalanis</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:16pm<b>pickle682</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:46pm<b>TreeTreeMan</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:52am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 12:27am

Fucked!<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 9:45am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 9:05am<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 6:15pm<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 7:59am<b>Eivana</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 11:03am<b>salwa</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 3:04pm<b>ArcheryArtist</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:01am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:37pm<b>kilerbugs123</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:33pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:35pm<b>psychopolarbear</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:39am<b>roman11</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:07pm<b>tzemmy</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:52am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:47am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 12:50am<b>Myo</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 5:50pm<b>demonddm</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 1:19pm

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Rosebudx's favorite FMLs

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2016 at 12:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, even though I've been studying and working with children and adolescents for the last 14 years, I've come to find that their parents' behavior tends to be worse than their children's. FML

by sarcasticjane / 12/04/2015 at 1:17pm / United States (North Dakota) / Work

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Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

by UglyGirl / 11/08/2015 at 4:34am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML

by apaterra / 11/07/2015 at 9:14am / United States (District of Columbia) / Work

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

by Anonymous / 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

by spinster / 09/15/2015 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 11:41am / Australia / Work

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 11:26am / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

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Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

by period pains / 08/22/2015 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Health

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 4:33am / United States / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML