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RoseFox0029

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RoseFox0029

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RoseFox0029 : I'm Sarah, nice to meet you. You can usually find me curled up in bed, with a cat and a good book. I pretty much love everyone, though I can't stand bigots and hypocrites. That's all. My life is pretty boring, as you can see. :)

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RoseFox0029's favorite FMLs

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33274) - you deserved it (2644)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27814) - you deserved it (11623)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41436) - you deserved it (4353)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88764) - you deserved it (233183)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (233643) - you deserved it (29288)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)



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