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RoseBlack123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4684
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About RoseBlack123 : Just your average coffee loving, book reading, extreme sarcasm enthusiast! :D

RoseBlack123's page activity

Visits<b>Bamarocks3000</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 1:11am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 10:56pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:20pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:47pm<b>Siehnados</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 4:04pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:27pm<b>Rynardhell</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 6:08pm<b>raven83</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 9:29am<b>obewonstrangeone</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 10:39am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 4:59pm<b>cupcakegirl0424</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 7:38am<b>DarkLink9001</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:00pm<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 12:00pm<b>mc822</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 7:23am<b>balnuaimi</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:21pm<b>tentedjewel</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 7:48am<b>Aerobic_Exorcism</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 8:44pm

Fucked!<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 1:57pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:53pm<b>timthescott</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:07pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:04am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:02pm<b>oobergoober89</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:25pm<b>quiksilver415</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:11pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:42pm<b>YourOpinionSucks</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:47pm<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:06pm<b>int15</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:28pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:54am<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:12pm<b>mattgainey</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:21pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:19pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:45pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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RoseBlack123's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

by anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

by whorecrux / 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

by saxophone911 / 04/13/2013 at 11:52am / United States / Love

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

by Snorlax / 04/13/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

by xx-look-at-xx / 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, when she reached over and twisted my nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. FML

by SoreNips / 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

by stillfuckingcrying / 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm / Sweden (Kalmar Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML

by lonelyloser / 02/04/2013 at 2:45am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

by Drewbie / 01/13/2013 at 3:53am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

by SpanishInFrenchClass / 12/06/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Work

Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML

by foreveralone / 09/24/2012 at 7:12pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

by zed / 09/09/2012 at 1:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

by grrr1234 / 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm / Kids

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:59am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy