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Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29079) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (1846)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6952) - you deserved it (47151)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

#18517273
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24246) - you deserved it (24663)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
94 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26192) - you deserved it (2731)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44489) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

#15796408
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (46966)

On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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