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RoseBlack123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2675
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Visits<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:35pm<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:47pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:27am<b>zoratheexplora</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:41am<b>thewcloner</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:43am<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:33am<b>PleaseConfirm</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:31pm<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:11pm<b>bigcurrymonster</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:57pm<b>int15</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 8:22am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:13pm<b>Celeden</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:54am<b>juice_33</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:07am<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:11am<b>thecalvin123</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:18am<b>from_srilanka</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:24am<b>kikihp731</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:59am

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:35am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:47am<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:04am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:23am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:36am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 1:31am<b>JFrench14</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 9:46am<b>johnjohny</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 11:40pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:40am<b>Grantastic</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:09am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:42am<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 12:43am

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RoseBlack123's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

#20758994
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44893) - you deserved it (8867)

On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

#20587958
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39152) - you deserved it (40395)

On 04/13/2013 at 11:52am - love - by saxophone911 - United States

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

#20587403
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48303) - you deserved it (13784)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

#20587303
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44716) - you deserved it (19011) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, when she reached over and twisted my nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. FML

#20586964
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33752) - you deserved it (13097)

On 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm - misc - by SoreNips (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

#20520443
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33387) - you deserved it (4980)

On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57723) - you deserved it (10915)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML

#20492687
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30869) - you deserved it (13854)

On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

#20456674
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46643) - you deserved it (7955)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25235) - you deserved it (4794)

On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML

#20087001
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15825) - you deserved it (19867)

On 09/24/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by foreveralone (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

#20064691
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22762) - you deserved it (2717)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by zed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

#19875787
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26479) - you deserved it (5591)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (4305)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

#19804016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (1917)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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