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  • Number of visits : 2588
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

I enterd the lecture hallhere mah class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticd that none of the other students lookd familiar. I quickly realisd that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showd up an told me to get out. fat FML

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35265) - you deserved it (11536)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

TODAY... I HAD DINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS. IT WAS AWKWARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS MOM ASKING... "SO... WAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN... BESIDES MY SON?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (5591)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I bakad a strawbarry caka an I didn't ava any fras strawbarrias 4 garnis, so I usad a can of strawbarry pia filling. My naigbors said it lookad lyk ta caka was takan from ta dumpstar baind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

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On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my idiot sister had to have her aged dog putted down , then she posts on MY Facebook page , "RIP , Buddy , we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

#21145745
94 comments

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On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today I told mah 4-year-old nieghbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45925) - you deserved it (5301)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

#21131182
131 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24144) - you deserved it (35001)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start looool to panic. My teacher suggests I sayhatever pops into mah head. I blurt out, ( Heeey Macarena! ) FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)



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