Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rolex_ : London! Hamburg! Designed In Pakistan, Produced In Germany, Made In England! Love to meet new people msg Me ladies haha. Always up for a laugh :D Young Wild and Free! 15 years of age

Rolex_'s page activity

Visits<b>insomnimaniak</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 2:07am<b>TheDealer</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 3:16am<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 7:18pm<b>NeonCookies89</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 12:57pm<b>golden_warrior</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 11:56pm<b>LAUREN_1053</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 7:17pm<b>madisonutecht</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 2:43pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 4:03pm<b>supersavvy</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 12:11am<b>kamar50</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 11:03pm<b>iammeorami</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 10:30pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 7:53pm<b>goodbadugly</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 6:22pm<b>inkdeath87</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 4:45pm<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 4:16pm<b>Juniorhap</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 2:59am<b>A07</b> - the 11/19/2013 at 3:28pm<b>Aksta</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 9:05am

Rolex_'s FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of Rolex_'s badges

Rolex_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58200) - you deserved it (3467)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my 13 year old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41026) - you deserved it (4173)

On 11/10/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: