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About Rolex_ : London! Hamburg! Designed In Pakistan, Produced In Germany, Made In England! Love to meet new people msg Me ladies haha. Always up for a laugh :D Young Wild and Free! 15 years of age
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Friday 5 February 2016