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Rolex_
  • Town/Country : London
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rolex_ : London! Hamburg! Designed In Pakistan, Produced In Germany, Made In England! Love to meet new people msg Me ladies haha. Always up for a laugh :D Young Wild and Free! 15 years of age

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Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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Today, I took my 13 year old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML

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