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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 March 1990 (25 years)
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About RodzillaX : I'm here to laugh at your misfortunes. Yes you in the shirt. I'm laughing at you, and you can't do a thing about it.

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29102) - you deserved it (2597)

On 11/05/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33481) - you deserved it (4490)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42712) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by missingcharlie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39298) - you deserved it (61002)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66847) - you deserved it (5373)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by boyo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML


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On 05/11/2009 at 12:46am - misc - by lostintellct (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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