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About RodStar : I'm a typical teenager. If you don't like me, then that's too bad. Because this is real, this is me! My nickname is RodStar (got it from one of my best friends). I enjoy life as it is and I deal with problems my own way. My friends think I am funny but I highly disagree! I think I am the most boringest person ever! Um, I don't plan making friends or enemies on this website...I mean, I just come here for some laughs when I'm bored! It's not Facebook...LOL. Well yeah....I love hugs.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Thursday 19 March 2015