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RockyLovesARacer
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3691
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RockyLovesARacer : Привет!

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Visits<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 11:57pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:44pm<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 10:30pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:54pm<b>cyrus_ocelot</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 4:38am<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 10:07pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:44pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>wondercat40</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:28pm<b>swag420xoxo</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 7:08am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:57pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 4:34pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:08am<b>Phaedra_xo</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 6:26pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 12:57am<b>walker9879</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:59pm<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 5:36pm

Fucked!<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:56pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:22pm<b>flopstar</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:08pm

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RockyLovesARacer's favorite FMLs

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 6:39am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

by hotmess / 04/24/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, the firm I work at informed all the employees about our annual staff trip. So, we're going to a tomato festival and everything is already planned and booked. I'm allergic to tomatoes. FML

by schnegg / 04/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Switzerland / Work

Today, my blind date started with, "I am required by law to tell you this: I am a registered sex offender." FML

by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2016 at 3:25am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 2:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML

by PackardBell / 03/27/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

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Today, I overheard my mom complaining to her friends about her uncontrollable queefing problem. Excuse me while I find a therapist. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 1:13pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

by Grimmy / 03/17/2016 at 4:12am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a lot of complaints from other members, I told an old lady at the gym I work at that she couldn't sit in the sauna naked. She responded by grabbing her boobs and shaking them in my face. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

by rapunzel3416 / 03/14/2016 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Work

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Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health