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RockyLovesARacer

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RockyLovesARacer

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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1909
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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RockyLovesARacer's favorite FMLs

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

#21432771
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21679) - you deserved it (2634)

On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was complimented on my improved performance over the last 3 months. My boss said he doesn't know what I've done to improve, but to keep it up. I'd only started looking for another job, and stopped giving a shit. FML

#21431603
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23114) - you deserved it (1945)

On 06/25/2015 at 3:06am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24996) - you deserved it (2974)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27642) - you deserved it (11255)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (4025)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 14 years old brother and 9 years old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

#21416582
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (2394)

On 05/27/2015 at 10:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

#21416582
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (2394)

On 05/27/2015 at 10:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico

Today, I sleep during the day because I work nights. My neighbors have a very loud wedding and reception in their backyard including a live mariachi band. FML

#21414664
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (2990)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by Vlen (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (2795)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

#21411433
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28951) - you deserved it (2665)

On 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm - love - by creepedoutmom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (2905)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18720) - you deserved it (35748)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18720) - you deserved it (35748)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML

#21403035
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19122) - you deserved it (21898)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm - work - by RavingLunatic (man) - United States (Arizona)



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