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RockyLovesARacer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3841
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RockyLovesARacer : Привет!

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Visits<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:56pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 10:03pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:33am<b>newzealand</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:44pm<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 10:30pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:54pm<b>cyrus_ocelot</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 4:38am<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 10:07pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:44pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>wondercat40</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:28pm<b>swag420xoxo</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 7:08am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:57pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 4:34pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:08am<b>Phaedra_xo</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 6:26pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 12:57am

Fucked!<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:56pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:22pm<b>flopstar</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:08pm

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RockyLovesARacer's favorite FMLs

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

by Nanda / 06/14/2016 at 2:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, I got a job at a casino where I was actually planning on spending my 21st birthday next month. After they hired me, they told me no employees are allowed to play or gamble on or off the clock, for as long as they are employed there, or termination will immediately follow. FML

by bshoemaker45601 / 06/08/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML

by TPelekakis / 06/08/2016 at 1:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML

by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML

by -1 Pair of Pants / 05/30/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 6:39am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

by hotmess / 04/24/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, the firm I work at informed all the employees about our annual staff trip. So, we're going to a tomato festival and everything is already planned and booked. I'm allergic to tomatoes. FML

by schnegg / 04/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Switzerland / Work

Today, my blind date started with, "I am required by law to tell you this: I am a registered sex offender." FML

by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2016 at 3:25am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 2:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous