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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1820
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Rocksygen : I'm the kinda guy that's like: "Well you're all wrong! JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE WOLRS IS!"

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Today I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorn with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walkd up to me read mah shirt then punchd looool me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10481) - you deserved it (38376)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8521) - you deserved it (58481)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

#6482495
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9579) - you deserved it (44058)

On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (44156)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States



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