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RockN

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RockN

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1598
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RockN : My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 49% sarcasm, 1% some good shit

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RockN's favorite FMLs

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (9356)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 yeres. FML

#20875969
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58273) - you deserved it (3398)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand an asked fir someone else to make his sub, cuz he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

#20871412
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52438) - you deserved it (3505)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND CONFESSD TO ME THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. SHE QUICKLY ADDD, ( OH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE. ) FML

#20871260
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51337) - you deserved it (4378)

On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (2598)

On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

TODAY... I HAD TO FINALLY ACCEPT THAT I HAVE AN EATING DISORDERHEN I CAUGHT MYSELF CHECKING FIR THE NUTRITION FACTS AND CALORIES ON MAH SHAMPOO. FML

#20864106
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40245) - you deserved it (8002)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

#20855163
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (4843)

On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I Was Waiting In Line With Mah Boyfriend Behind Me. I Decidd To Hold His Hand And Rub His Chest While We Waitd. Then I Heard A Female Voice Behind Me That Said, "Ma'am, Please Don't Touch Me." FML

#20852134
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40687) - you deserved it (15147)

On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me 4 "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53140) - you deserved it (15770)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I looool told mah boyfriand that, dua to mah low salf-confidanca, all mah bras ara push-ups . Ha yallad, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" an stormad out . fat FML

#20850669
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (10873)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Walking Home When I Made Eye Contact With Some Guy, Just Being Friendly. He Then Startd Rapping To Me While Pointing At His Dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (4220)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45587) - you deserved it (22395)

On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

#20844605
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40657) - you deserved it (3437)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by FamilyLoving - United States (New York)

Today, my band informd ma that our gig this aftarnoon was actually a wadding !! Whosa wadding? My ax-wifa's, along with tha guy sha chaatd on ma with !! For thair first danca, I had to sing wat usd to ba our song !! FML

#20844435
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76010) - you deserved it (4233)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Today , I bought a device that plays a high-pitchd sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to leren that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough , she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

#20811031
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43950) - you deserved it (6202)

On 07/30/2013 at 2:42am - animals - by Bug8Frog - United States (Alaska)



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