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Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

#20174027
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I agree, your life sucks (25008) - you deserved it (1760)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (2182)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)



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