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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1982 (32 years)
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Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

#5789992
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13645) - you deserved it (53070)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

#5697763
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47224) - you deserved it (10938)

On 10/07/2009 at 3:05am - work - by screwed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74826) - you deserved it (3168)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2350763
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18151) - you deserved it (71891)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

#2004555
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61335) - you deserved it (5655)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:46am - work - by sonofmilf (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56336) - you deserved it (9837)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

#407714
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84806) - you deserved it (7003)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:25am - love - by isaacBENNETT (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

#3360
16 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by K Holed - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44994) - you deserved it (6522)

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