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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1982 (32 years)
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Today , I was telling aunt that I had achieved blue belt in karate!! Looking at short hair , she says , "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thank Aunt L!! Love you too!! FML

Today , I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect , who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him , my mind went totally blank , and after a few seconds , he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON SHOWED ME A "BRD'S EGG" HE WAS LOOKING AFTER IN HIS ROOM . IT WAS A DRIED UP DOG TURD .

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On 01/10/2013 at 1:28am - kids - by Facepalmum (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I accidentally decodd the system my parent use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossd-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" big fat FML

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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. big fat FML

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On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got punchd in the face by a drunk because I couldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

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On 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by Jbs4lf (man) - Belgium

Today, my husband askd ma if I was raally pragnant or if I was just smuggling chaasaburgars. I'm now rafarrd to as "tha hamburglar." I'm only 5 months pragnant. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today I went to visit mah grandpa. He has an easily excited dog who barreled into mah freshly broken knee. I felt mah knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. real FML

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On 10/15/2011 at 10:02am - health - by KilteDKilleR - United States (Utah)

Today , I Thought Mah Hamster Might Be Lonely , So I Went To The Pet Shop And Bought A New One To Keep Him Company. The New Hamster Killed The Old One. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... while at my boyfriend's cousin's brthday party... I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her... "So... is yur brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. big fat FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 1:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not ave a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:23pm - health - by caqi33 - United States

Today, in looool math class, I got an answer ( wrong. ) The teacher yelld at me, then he realizd that my answer was correct. Then he yelld at me for not correcting him. FML

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a meeting with mah boss an superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up an hitting mah boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved



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