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Riya2595

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25131
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
Bye-Bye



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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39784) - you deserved it (4041)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35314) - you deserved it (4800)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33951) - you deserved it (5235)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13007) - you deserved it (49067)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13392) - you deserved it (39689)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

#15937673
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13549) - you deserved it (23120)

On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

#15927164
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36640) - you deserved it (17470)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41986) - you deserved it (6252)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30910) - you deserved it (4896)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83347) - you deserved it (6244)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

#15869233
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27993) - you deserved it (2585)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:27am - work - by Forgetable (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (6103)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

#15858799
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27683) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29809) - you deserved it (4227)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19195) - you deserved it (29632)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -



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