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RiverJay
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RiverJay : I have cat and two birds. I think it's funny when people on here get into huge debates over little things. I hate bullies and American stereotypes that are on here.

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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48960) - you deserved it (8616)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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