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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
by Boo / 07/14/2011 at 4:59am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by beardedlady / 07/02/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by crazy_bitch122 / 06/29/2011 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
by jsalmons / 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
by op-poopy / 04/22/2011 at 10:26am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was… Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed… Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got…