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Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore!! We always ave one item we try and sell to every customer!! For te next week I ave to ask every person if tey would like to try my nuts!! big fat FML

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118 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 11:17pm - misc - by arsenic660 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me e was going out tonigt to celebrate is ex-but-still-friends-grlfriend's brtday at a local club and opes I wasn't offended tat I wasn't invited . I sure am offended; we ave te same brtday . FML

#4136342
161 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm - love - by imscrewed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah wife found out mah son masturbatd an wantd to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbatd when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351
325 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO TE GROCERY STORE. MY CECKER WAS VERY OT. WEN IT CUMMED TIME 4 ME TO PAY, I SWIPED MY DEBIT CARD AN TE MACINE KEPT REJECTING IT. SURE TAT I AD MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT, I DID IT AGAIN, BEFORE TE CUTE CECKER INFORMED ME TAT I WAS SWIPING MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, NOT MY DEBIT. REAL FML

#4114414
83 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by flustered - United States (California)

Today I was supposd to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting during which mah parents were convincd I had won I discoverd that mah entry had never been receivd. Apparently the woman I had confirmd with had had a long day an lid so that she could go home. FML

#4113749
97 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#4111292
183 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by porkfriedlife - United States

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over old style . I was late for work this morning . My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out.. . FML

#4109863
96 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 3:41pm - work - by Tooks (man) - United Kingdom (London)

I had two minutes to get to the bus stophich usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie mah shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. mega FML

#4108973
53 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 2:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I went to see a movie. Wile buying tickets, te grl biend te counter asked to sow ma ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I sowed it. Se took a look at it and declared it as fake. Tat ID is real and I'm 24. FML

#4107036
171 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Limburg)

Today, mah boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at mah phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into mah phonebook as "douche bag". FML

#4105054
74 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 11:23am - work - by dotcomboy - United States

Today , I was sitting in a coffee shop looool when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me , and in all seriousness , said , ( I hate to be the bereer of bad news , but yur butt crack is showing. ) FML

#4089919
103 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at workhan my mothar callad. Sha gava ma graat naws that sha had finally claanad out my room and all thosa "old and usalass" books that I had in thara. Thosa "usalass" books that sha had just trashad wara all antiqua and worth about $500 aach. Thara wara 27 books in thara. maga FML

#4007419
146 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 3:05pm - money - by Cougar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)



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