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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67123) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

#20889434
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51142) - you deserved it (34395)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yastarday, I got raally axcitadhan I got an amail from looool a guy I'va baan flirting with in math class. Turns out ha thinks I stola his calculator and wants it back immadiataly. Thara goas chanca. FML

#20880890
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39344) - you deserved it (3111)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our drection. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

#20880120
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45423) - you deserved it (5025)

On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

My Grandparents Came Over 4 A Family Dinner . I'm Somewat Overweigt.. . And Ma Grandma Kept Making Sound Effects In Time Wit Me Doing Pretty Muc Anyting . Wen I Complained To Ma Dad After Se Made A Long Farting Sound As I Sat Down.. . E Told Me To Suck It Up . FML

#20879598
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40029) - you deserved it (6463)

On 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panickd because I was late 4 work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realizd it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

#20879453
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40660) - you deserved it (6939)

On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today I realizd that what I thought 4 years was my country's National Anthem is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (53560)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my partnar walkd in ta room waaring a swaatar from my wardroba, making jokas about it and saying ow ugly it was. Tat swaatar was ta last ting my fatar wora bafora a passd away. FML

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

#20873101
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (99370)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

#20873101
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (99370)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40899) - you deserved it (6701)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Husband Thought It Would Be Acceptable To Watch Breaking Bad On Netflix With Mah 4-year-old In The Room. What Happened To Be The Only Line He Picked Up? "Well Heil Hitler, Bitch!" I Found Out From His Preschool Teacher. Fat FML

#20865525
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42464) - you deserved it (4707)

On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I locked mah keys in mah car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company,ho then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge an a bar to open mah car. All he did was break the driver an passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

#20864245
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39827) - you deserved it (3171)

On 09/02/2013 at 7:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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