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RinoaHeartilly
  • Town/Country : St Paul, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RinoaHeartilly : Major Final Fantasy, Star Trek and manga geek. And I'm just a bit of a movie nerd in general. That's about it.

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Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22327) - you deserved it (4417)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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