About RinoaHeartilly : Just your everyday resistance member, fighting against an army of Galbadian soldiers commanded by my dad. I like chilling with my knight and learning how to use my freshly inherited sorceress powers.
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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RinoaHeartilly's favorite FMLs
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 11:52am / United States / Kids
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
by fu2then / 03/09/2010 at 1:04am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
by Toothy_Peg / 06/13/2009 at 11:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
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