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Riku714

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Riku714

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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12106
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Riku714 : I'm an Australian, 18 year old guy with nothing better to do other than sit at home and laugh at other's misfortune.
My main hobby is playing with my guitar, piano, ukulele, banjo, mandolin and singing. If you can't already tell, I love music. :)
I have a great family with lots of pets and I have amazing friends.
I love movies and I watch them all the time, so I love spending time inside more than outside. Although I do enjoy going out on occasion.
Favourite season is Winter because I have an excuse to wear nice clothes (like suits, coats, long pants) because I like to look my best.

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Visits<b>castleofg1ass</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:10am<b>sami18</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:15pm<b>chryslexitaylor</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:37pm<b>lolol123</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:55am<b>izzrensh</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 10:57pm<b>guffer0</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 9:53am<b>davie94</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:07pm<b>johnrdz3</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:12pm<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:55pm<b>CDT97</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:47pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:45pm<b>CrAzYELF4</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:24pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 11:17am<b>I_am_GIR</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 10:18am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:59pm<b>BritSkits</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:28pm<b>LadySadness</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 4:11pm<b>imasexyburrito</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 3:14pm

Fucked!<b>chryslexitaylor</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:37am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 10:59pm<b>LovelessAlex</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 6:00am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 1:31pm

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Riku714's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML

#21339341
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

#21339329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39242) - you deserved it (2667)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

#21339220
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28779) - you deserved it (7799)

On 01/17/2015 at 10:45pm - misc - by Help Me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27606) - you deserved it (8544)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom. FML

#21338508
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by moonchic - United States (New York)

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her psychic. FML

#21338280
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25126) - you deserved it (2729)

On 01/16/2015 at 1:05pm - work - by 360whoroscoped (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43430) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

#21330209
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40970) - you deserved it (5078)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the family computer's 15-year-old CRT monitor which gives me headaches finally stopped working. My dad quickly found a replacement: an even older CRT monitor that gives me worse headaches. FML

#21311912
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (2909)

On 12/05/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by has an old monitor (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

#21289257
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34734) - you deserved it (2169)

On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

#21289188
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm - health - by peanutprobs - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

#21288966
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (5982)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:35am - money - by emptypockets - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

#21288954
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32267) - you deserved it (2466)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:58am - kids - by kimmykins27 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML

#21288937
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28809) - you deserved it (2271)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:05am - misc - by nopethanks - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

#21288917
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31478) - you deserved it (2626)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)



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