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Riku714

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Riku714

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14872
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Riku714 : I'm an Australian, 19 year old guy with nothing better to do other than sit at home and laugh at other's misfortune.
My main hobby is playing with my guitar, piano, ukulele, banjo, mandolin and singing. If you can't already tell, I love music. :)

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Riku714's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

#21346970
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14686) - you deserved it (25719)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:11pm - health - by not a cancerous pimple - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40028) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

#21346806
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (2323)

On 01/30/2015 at 1:11pm - misc - by lonesomegal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

#21346763
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (2974)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

#21346678
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (5461)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:00am - misc - by goodbyediet (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26360) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32785) - you deserved it (9966)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30332) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36032) - you deserved it (2469)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

#21343418
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (2232)

On 01/24/2015 at 12:24pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45063) - you deserved it (2946)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

#21342099
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (2979)

On 01/22/2015 at 4:02am - health - by shifala (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2530)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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