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Riku714

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Riku714

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Riku714Riku714
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14853
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Riku714 : I'm an Australian, 19 year old guy with nothing better to do other than sit at home and laugh at other's misfortune.
My main hobby is playing with my guitar, piano, ukulele, banjo, mandolin and singing. If you can't already tell, I love music. :)

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Riku714's favorite FMLs

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33765) - you deserved it (5498)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, the kids on my cross country team were planning a big surprise party for one of the girls, whose birthday is in a few weeks. It's my birthday today. FML

#21281118
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34495) - you deserved it (2555)

On 10/19/2014 at 2:19pm - misc - by forgotten (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

#21280817
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36019) - you deserved it (6266)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39448) - you deserved it (3950)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

#21280577
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42553) - you deserved it (4516)

On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41077) - you deserved it (2930)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

#21280293
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38452) - you deserved it (2469)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:20am - misc - by Queensland - Australia

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

#21279866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44890) - you deserved it (6596)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML

#21279658
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42596) - you deserved it (4004)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML

#21279077
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36581) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 1:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML

#21278160
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40395) - you deserved it (5734)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by datgurllllukno (woman) - United States

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

#21278125
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37467) - you deserved it (3467)

On 10/15/2014 at 12:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

#21276883
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39898) - you deserved it (4706)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38855) - you deserved it (5536)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML

#21276013
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (2545)

On 10/12/2014 at 2:40am - work - by stressed - United States (Georgia)



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