Splatter
By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia
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