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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About Ricko_Ram : I'm an awesome Mexican born in the US lol :D. I'm a junior in high school, I do football and track. I speak Spanish and English. I don't really comment or submit many stories, I mostly just vote lol .-. Message or kik me: rickoram_. I love to meet new people (x

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Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML


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