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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 488
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Respect101 : I'm a car technician. I work on Transmissions. FML passes the time and gives me a better outlook on life since everyone else posting FMLs are having really bad issues and mine would be considered minor compared to these.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Respect101's favorite FMLs

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49504) - you deserved it (4321)

On 06/11/2014 at 12:41pm - misc - by NextTimeMom'sDriving (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45122) - you deserved it (9483)

On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (18685)

On 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm - animals - by imalosertho (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML


I agree, your life sucks (53061) - you deserved it (8721)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

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