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ResoundingSpud

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ResoundingSpud

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1483
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ResoundingSpud : I hate everyone, go away.

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ResoundingSpud's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

#21393386
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32200) - you deserved it (3664)

On 04/14/2015 at 4:33am - intimacy - by Lebac - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (6090)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (4360)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

#21380308
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31226) - you deserved it (2441)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38220) - you deserved it (2427)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

#21378919
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28124) - you deserved it (2432)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

#21376642
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33810) - you deserved it (4582)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32256) - you deserved it (7690)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

#21372790
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you deserved it (2383)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML

#21372539
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31247) - you deserved it (3233)

On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (374) - you deserved it (48836)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML

#21371753
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31627) - you deserved it (7723)

On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML

#21371359
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26237) - you deserved it (1919)

On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (184) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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