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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1645
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About RentaName : My goal is to offend as many people as possible. I am the captain of cheese.

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yesterday after a visit with mah mom, I startd feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

#20054615
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27872) - you deserved it (4632)

On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like ( a spork on legs. ) Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

#20054504
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27527) - you deserved it (6747)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:31pm - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today mah boss got angry at me because mah English is better than his. He accusd me of trying to steal his management position and implid that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. real FML

#20054257
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (1463)

On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Dacidad To Surprisa Mah Boyfriand With Candlas And A Saxy Outfit. Whan Ha Cummad In Ha Insistad That Wa Naadad Music To Halp Sat Tha Mood. Thirty Minutas Latar Ha's Still Saarching For A Song. FML

#20054049
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (2753)

On 09/02/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by ImOverHere (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex with grlfriend in the bathroom, we hered a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

#20053940
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (12679)

On 09/02/2012 at 11:38am - intimacy - by scot - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday I was showing mah boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong an a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

#20053819
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18855) - you deserved it (4524)

On 09/02/2012 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3155)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, mah little sister cummed home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Taday a small kid lookd at me, screamd in terror, and hid behind his dad!! I was just walking down the same aisle in the store!! This is far from the frst time it's happend!! FML

#20051755
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20526) - you deserved it (2720)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university an started smashing mah car with a bat. She then broke down in teres an alternated between declaring her love, an cussing me out 4 "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26299) - you deserved it (2138)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

#20051386
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17849) - you deserved it (1779)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I had my boss over 4 dinner. Knowing that I was angling 4 a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as ( What's the point of showering before bed? ) and ( Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ) My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21756) - you deserved it (4328)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (15949)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. looool His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand y that's weird. FML

#20050023
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26450) - you deserved it (5143)

On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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