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RensM
  • Town/Country : Pukekohe, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 September 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About RensM : A Dutch bloke living in KiwiLand
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Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39057) - you deserved it (3205)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (5573)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)



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