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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 September 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1310
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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RensM's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45230) - you deserved it (3704)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35157) - you deserved it (6432)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

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